Allow Me To Introduce Myself

I live in a small state in a reasonably small town and I like it.

I like swimming in the cold sea.

I like pole dancing.

I like dinner out with friends.

I like shopping online. (no choice given small town status)

J'aime parler Fraincais.

I don't like people who hate without reason.

I don't like not being able to sleep.

I don't like when things I organize don't come together properly.

I don't like overhearing other people's dumb conversations. (how must I then sound?)

I don't like getting spray tans.

Je n'aime pas que je ne peux pas mieux a parler le Francais (make sense?)

I wish I was funnier.

I wish I could see better sunsets.

I wish I was a little slimmer, fitter, leaner.

I wish the property market was not so difficult to navigate.

Thats all I have for you today.

Puppy! awwww